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The President is desperate. Now the gansters is takin over man Hatton. The President get his top police chief into the white house. He say to his secretary who is cal Joolie.

“Joolie”. He say in a presidential voice all posh but you know he mean business.

“What president?” She say.

“The situation is desperate.”

“I don’t know nothin as I am just a secretery.” She reply. Because she is a sass, and she got long legs all cover in stockins and black lace.

“I know baby I am the president I didn’t get here where I am without not knowing this things. Never mind all your foxy long legs all cover in stockins and black lace. We have a situation. Get me skig Beaselly.”

“Oh my goodness” say Joolie because a long time she wnat to have a sex with beesly like a lot of women. ” I call him right away president”.

But before she can call him, there is a slight smash in the windows and in Swing beesly on a ninja rope.

“WHO IS!?” shout the security guards with Oozy nine milimeater shootin at skig. But Skig too fast, he do a chop and BAM! the guards is all ded.

“Beesly! ” Shout the president. “What the fack is goin on?”

“President. I knew you was in troable. This why I come. I’ll be back. I am back.”

Then BAM! The president and Joolie is a surprise. What is this comin out of skig back? IS wings! He got special hanglider from the old guy in Gems Bond (unless he pass away – likely), and he glied out the window over Man Hatton and (first he say goodbye to the president and Joolie) then he glied into some trees. The gansters is see. HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! they are realy crapin the pants because they think is a BAT. So then the cheif ganster is name Alka pone get all the gansters in a dinner and hit one with a base ball bat so he don’t seem a poof, but then he say we got to giv eup because Skib beesly got wings or maybe not skig beasly maybe is a real big bat monster goin to eat us. So the gansters is gone from Man Hatton and the president is safe.

“How can we thank you?” say Joolie. “A shag” say skig, and everybody laugh. “Hey you guys stop kidin around” say the president to his security guards and they get up because they not dead they just pretend, and they slap skeg on the back because they respect him. One of them die later though of a mysterious toe disease sadly.

You remember now that is the turn of the century in prohibition era in Chicago in 1850, and Skig Beesly is the best in the business. He is walking through the alley, when all of a sudden. BAM! Shooty Macjones is appear.

“I am going to shoot you, but furst I pull back the hammer on the safety catch of my gun and count to ten” say Macjones (his first name Shooty but by now we know who he is so no need to repeat first name). “You are a stupid” say Skag, and he wait until the last minute counting, then he kick Macjones (SHooty macjones who I mention above you will remember) in the thumb. The gun is fly out of macjones (his first name shooty) and land on a small tortilla outside a restaurant. Nobody know why the tortilla was there, is just a piece of tortilla not a whole one. The restaurant probably finish with it because somebody ate half of it and leave the rest on the pavement or maybe the chief was aiming for the bin and then miss, maybe because he have a lot in his hands like boxes and shit. He is wearing a tall hat white with a puffy top like a marshmallow. Then he go back inside and start cooking again and avoid the temptation to play chess on his trousers. But no chess pieces in the kitchen so easy to avoid, just his trousers like a checkerboard.
Meanwhile Macjones is amaze. Is Shooty Macjones, who is the bad guy in the story remember before al the cook shit. “How you kick the gun onto that tortilla?” Shout macjones (first name is Shooty).

“I ama ninger.” Say Beasly. “I am train in the ancient japanese marshall art of yoga in china with a chinese old man.”

“No shit” say Macjones (Shooty to friends) “Now I understand why you got Ninger skills. Is because you are a train with the ningers in china. But you don’t know nothing because I am a cowarly guy so I got my friend stingy hat to hit you from behind now. “
Then BAM! Stingy hat hit Beasly on the back and he fall down possibly dead?!!!!!?
THe next instalment is coming – who knows what is happen to skig beesly. Is he dead or just hit on the head. I not decided yet YOU the readers can decide what hapen next I got no idea yet. When I try to work it out the frase “Ass partridges” keep coming into my head for some reason. It make no sense fuck knows what is going on.