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Skig Beesly Chapter One

Posted on: October 7, 2009

Queridos Amigos,

People is often say to me Juan you are good at writing a police novel so why not write a police novel. I say to myself “hey, I write a police novel”. So here is chapter one. If you like, it, I do chapter two.

The Detective Police Bitch

by Juan Pablo Colon

Chapter 1: Who is?

It is the turn of the century in the 1950s in Chicago. Bam! The door is kick in. Bam! In come a figure with a Smeth and Wesson AK47. Bam! Is who? Is Skig Beesly, the fastest private eye on the business. Bam! Around the table sitting the gangsters. They got guns, but Skib Beesly is too fast, so he shoot them all. Bam! They all flying around in slow motion sideways with cigars but he also fly and shoot them all SPLAT! All sort of shit is goin on.

Now in this part of New York is a floz lady call Jooly who is not prostitute is one of the womens who hang around all walkin around with a tray for the drinks and black tights and underwear and smoke in a cigarette holder. She now who Skig Beesly is and she fancy him but he not havin none of it becos he is always cool and womens is always try to shag him but he is pick and choose. She bust into the bar.

“ Oh Beesly, why you have kill these gansters?” she say upset.

“Becos they is a bastars” say Skeg, and he smoke one of there cigars cool way. “Is time to tell the gansters there is one law in this town” say Skig “is me the law” he say to make a clear who his refer to when he say the one law thing.

But one of the gansters bust in the door and shoot skig but skeg too fast he kick him in the bolock and the ganster is say you bastar Beesly and Beesly say

“you are the bastars”

and then the ganster say no you are the bastars

and then Beesly say you are the bastar

and then the ganster say no you are the bastars

and then Beesly say you are the bastar

and then the ganster say no you are the bastars

and then Beesly say you are the bastar

and then the ganster say no you are the bastars

and then Beesly say you are the bastar

and then the ganster dead because he have a hart atak anyway.

But the gansters brother is call booch and he hear about the news of his brother dead.

“Who is kill my brother” he ask.

“You know who” say his assistant who call shooty macjones.

“I don’t know who is” say booch

One of the ganster have a hat.

“Is you can guess”

“Jus fuckin tell me I am the boss” he say an shooty macjones is a scare because Booch kil some one in the past with kung fu with a snooker club.

“OK I tell you because of the kung fu. Is Skag Beesly”

All the gansters is shit scared because they know who he is. Is Skeg Beesly.

One of the gansters look sinificant and raise his eyebrow and is a close up.
Find out what happen next in chapter 2. (not written yet I got some shit to do and the dentist an shop then I try)

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