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Skeg Beesly – The Detective Police Bitch Chapter 2

Posted on: October 19, 2009

You remember now that is the turn of the century in prohibition era in Chicago in 1850, and Skig Beesly is the best in the business. He is walking through the alley, when all of a sudden. BAM! Shooty Macjones is appear.

“I am going to shoot you, but furst I pull back the hammer on the safety catch of my gun and count to ten” say Macjones (his first name Shooty but by now we know who he is so no need to repeat first name). “You are a stupid” say Skag, and he wait until the last minute counting, then he kick Macjones (SHooty macjones who I mention above you will remember) in the thumb. The gun is fly out of macjones (his first name shooty) and land on a small tortilla outside a restaurant. Nobody know why the tortilla was there, is just a piece of tortilla not a whole one. The restaurant probably finish with it because somebody ate half of it and leave the rest on the pavement or maybe the chief was aiming for the bin and then miss, maybe because he have a lot in his hands like boxes and shit. He is wearing a tall hat white with a puffy top like a marshmallow. Then he go back inside and start cooking again and avoid the temptation to play chess on his trousers. But no chess pieces in the kitchen so easy to avoid, just his trousers like a checkerboard.
Meanwhile Macjones is amaze. Is Shooty Macjones, who is the bad guy in the story remember before al the cook shit. “How you kick the gun onto that tortilla?” Shout macjones (first name is Shooty).

“I ama ninger.” Say Beasly. “I am train in the ancient japanese marshall art of yoga in china with a chinese old man.”

“No shit” say Macjones (Shooty to friends) “Now I understand why you got Ninger skills. Is because you are a train with the ningers in china. But you don’t know nothing because I am a cowarly guy so I got my friend stingy hat to hit you from behind now. ”
Then BAM! Stingy hat hit Beasly on the back and he fall down possibly dead?!!!!!?
THe next instalment is coming – who knows what is happen to skig beesly. Is he dead or just hit on the head. I not decided yet YOU the readers can decide what hapen next I got no idea yet. When I try to work it out the frase “Ass partridges” keep coming into my head for some reason. It make no sense fuck knows what is going on.

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